Raiders to Pull JaMarcus Russell’s Feeding Tube

April 28, 2010

Not since Bernie Madoff went to jail has someone been paid so much money to dash so many dreams.  Numerous sources report that the Oakland Raiders are on the verge of releasing JaMarcus Russell after three undistinguished seasons playing quarterback for the franchise.  The former number one overall pick in the 2007 NFL draft battled weight problems as well as a general lack of competence at the position.  When the Raiders traded for former Redskins quarterback, Jason Campbell, on draft day, it was clear that Russell’s days were numbered.

I am interested to see which NFL team will take a flier on Russell, still just 24 years old, because his right arm is legendary.  In fact, in his pre-draft workouts in 2007, Russell famously was able to throw the ball 85 yards standing, 70 yards from his knees, and 40 yards from the seat of his pants.  His problems lie between the ears however (not to mention his gut), as the $39 million he will have been paid by the Raiders was not enough to motivate him to become even a serviceable NFL quarterback.

Now that even the Raiders, widely considered to be the NFL stop of last resort, have cast Russell aside, I think it’s safe to say that Ryan Leaf now has some company atop all of those “Biggest Bust in NFL History” lists.  As if you needed any more evidence of that fact, try typing JaMarcus Russell into Google and you see that one of the top suggestions is shockingly enough: “JaMarcus Russell Bust.”


NFL Hall of Notoriety: The 10 Worst Offenders

February 21, 2010

No one ever said being a Bengals fan was easy (unless, of course, you’re a Raiders fan). In 2005, when Marvin Lewis lead the team to the playoffs for the first time in 15 years, they went on to lose not only their first-round game to the Steelers, but quarterback Carson Palmer, who tore three knee ligaments on the team’s first series.  Things didn’t get any easier over the next year either, as nine different Bengals players were arrested a grand total of 13 times for everything from providing alcohol to underage females to burglary and grand theft.  This year, after the upstart Jets handed the team yet another first-round playoff loss, the Bengals are back to their old tricks.

While legal troubles are certainly nothing new for NFL players, the Bengals set the bar high when it comes to ensuring that PR Director, Jack Brennan, and his staff have to work weekends. (And it’s not just because Ochocinco knows how to tweet). Last week, the team signed former Jacksonville Jaguar receiver Matt Jones, well-rested after a year off from football for cocaine possession, and worked out Pacman Jones, a man whose rap-sheet could paper your walls.  So as the Bengals transition from Hard Knocks last season to another apparent remake of The Longest Yard, I got to wondering: who are the 10 figures from professional football’s long history that would fit best with the Bengals’ team concept?

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